Wanted: Cow Head

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The blog owner is in dire need of a cow head in replacement for her own head that has been acting up for almost 72 hours. She has been running a fever and chills in between.

The cow head must be willing to work under pressure and with minimum supervision. If you know of a cow head that’s affordable, healthy and brainy, kindly inform the blogger immediately.

Thank you.

P.S.

Only the cow head is needed. Never attempt to sell the cow’s body as the blogger is very satisfied with her own body and is still happy with it ;-)

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  1. Bill says:

    Sorry to here about your head my friend. I will start looking for the cow so i can get his head to fix yours LOL. I hope you get feeling better my dear sweet friend.

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @Bill,

    Haha! That’s so nice of you Bill in helping me look for a cow’s head. Are you going to replace the head yourself? LOL! :wink:

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  2. Polly says:

    Don’t forget that cows have continual runny noses …. not the kind that hop skip and jump across the fields but the kind that are moist and run drip and plop onto the ground …. I think you had best keep your own lovely face!

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @Polly,

    Hahaha! That’s why the cow’s head got to be healthy, Polly.

    Oh! I never really thought about the face. All I want is to stop the agonizing pain. Looking at the photo of the cow’s head, why is it I am having second thoughts now? LOL!

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  3. Bill says:

    Sure thing, anything a dear friend like you. What are friends for right LOL. :P :D

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @Bill,

    Thanks Bill. I am deeply touched ;-)

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  4. David Funk says:

    Hi Lainy!

    Now if you want to continue your blog acting career, then don’t go for a cow’s head. There’s no way in the world I would be able to replace that pretty face on-screen. I need Lainy to be a marketable blog actress!

    *light bulb after thinking* – Now you just created your next movie role! Does Lainy really want to be a cow-headed blogger?

    If you’re gonna get a cow’s head, you can at least sell your head on eBay or Amazon! In fact, I might use the Buy-It-Now feature so that if you want it back later, I’ll give it to you once someone signs you to a new movie deal with the cow head on your body. I did a search for “healthy cow head” on those sites, and it showed no results! Damn! LOL!

    Seriously, I hope you get better soon sweetie!
    David Funk´s last [type] ..Pics From Palatka- Florida

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @David Funk,

    Hello David!

    I just told Polly I am having second thoughts now when she mentioned I better keep my face as it is. I am thinking of my career as an actress. I am sure you’d give me no more offers if I look like a stupid cow, LOL!

    Is there such a thing on eBay? Haha! I hope someone would be interested to buy my head, LOL! and I also hope that someone would sign me up for a new movie contract. My billion dollars had already been depleted. I can’t even afford to buy an expensive cow’s head, LOL! Too bad the search pages showed no results of a healthy cow head ;-)

    Thanks for wishing me well, my friend! You just made my Sunday :-)

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  5. Bill says:

    Sure thing anything for you my dear friend .What are friend for right LOL.

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  6. shimumsy says:

    you too, hope you feel better. if i find one, i’ll let you know asap. lol. take care.
    shimumsy´s last [type] ..Tickets Online

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @shimumsy,

    Oh yeah. It’s only several days back when I wished you and your entire family a quick recovery. Now it’s your turn, hehe.

    Thanks for the offered help, LOL!

    BTW, how do you wanna be called? Alf or Shimumsy? Just curious.

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  7. star says:

    Hahahaha!!!! what a big joke!! Lainy don’t report in the office using the cow’s head, they will get scared looking at you, hahahha

    Get well soon my dear friend. miss yah…mhwuaaa.. see you tomorrow with your pretty face not the cow’s head. hahahah

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @star,

    LOL! This is the after effect of the ceaseless headache, Te V.

    Thanks and I hope you won’t run and hide when you see me tomorrow at the office, that is if I get to purchase the cow’s head, hahahahaha!

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  8. kat says:

    Errrr..even if i found the cow’s head, i wont dare to give it to you…that ugly face will replace to your head…errr..no way highway in norway!.
    cow’s head nga gatas noon, naa daghan sa SM hehehe. :D kat´s last [type] ..Saturday 9- Margaritaville

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @kat,

    Hahahaha! Katawa man ko nimo Sexy Kat.

    Thanks for dropping by tonight. I am off to bed now.

    Nytie nyt!

    Mwah!

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  9. rj's mama says:

    try Cows Head Milk sis, it’s delish and healthy =)
    rj’s mama´s last [type] ..blue monday 1

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @rj’s mama,

    Haha! I think I’ve tried that one before, Sis. Lemme check, LOL! ;-)

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  10. 72 hours that sure is a long time, but unfortunately I haven’t got a spare cows head kicking about. Take it easy…

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @William K Wallace,

    Yes, a very long time indeed, William. Didn’t take any meds till I’ve seen the Doc.

    Oh! Too bad no available cow head from your end… :-(
    Sigh!

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  11. Dhemz says:

    hahhaha..kuyaw pod ug requirements kay dapat bright nga baka…ehehehe…hope you get better soon dear.
    Dhemz´s last [type] ..Snow Flurry

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @Dhemz,

    Haha! Magpailis naman lang, siempre mamili nalang pud ta, LOL!

    Thanks for wishing me well, Dhemz.

    See yah!

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  12. I just ate a cow with pig on it and it was delish :) It also had ketchup and mustard.

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @Julie @Momspective,

    WOW! That sounds so yum yum! :P

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  13. Feeling any better now? I hope you are.
    Have you contacted Disney, maybe they have a spare of Clarabelle’s head that you can use. LOL!!
    Have a terrific day! :) Con Artist Trickster´s last [type] ..Music Monday- Best Cover Versions – If Music is Drug- I’ve Been Dead Already

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @Con Artist Trickster,

    Yes I am, CAT.

    I haven’t contacted Disney as of yet. I shall try to do that the next time I get a pounding headache, LOL!

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  14. MaxiVelasco says:

    Oh my. I hope that you are feeling a lot better now Lainy. That’s not good at all. Nope… I know not of anyone who can give you a cow head. Sorry about that *wink*

    Lab yah! Hugs!
    MaxiVelasco´s last [type] ..Steelers Vs Packers And The Day After

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @MaxiVelasco,

    I am feeling a lot better now, Maxi.

    Don’t worry about the cow head. It was just an act of desperation, LOL!

    Lab yah too and hugs back to you!

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  15. Chie says:

    hello sis Lainy, are you planning to give up your blog? sayang naman hehehe i am puzzled sa cow’s head so maybe I am wrong with my conclusion hehehe.. I am willing to find that cow’s head sis while the blog owner is cooling her head down :D Chie´s last [type] ..TCP- Free Willy

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    Lainybelle Reply:

    @Chie,

    Haha! No plans whatsoever, Chie.

    What’s your conclusion, Sweetie? Hehe. Thanks for the concern but I am feeling so much better now.

    Hugs!

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