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These rotten economic times
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Crushed by the toll of the dismal economic conditions brought on her personal financial situation, this employee sent an email as a last resort to her boss, discreetly asking for an increase in her salary.
In it she wrote………..
Dear Bo$$,
I have $omething that I mu$t $ay to you a$ $incerely a$ po$$ible.
I tru$t you would be under$tanding of my need$.
I am one of the worker$ who have given $o much $upport, $weat and $ervice to thi$ e$teemed company.
I am $ure you know time$ are not ea$y for mo$t of u$.
I am al$o $ure you can gue$$ what I am $aying and will re$pond favourably $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
$ally $oo
The following day, the employee received a no-mistake reply from her Boss.
It went like this…
Dear Sally,
I do NOt really kNOw how to respond to you. I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, it is NOt easy to run a company. The ecoNOmy has NOt changed much.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well.
NOw the newspapers are even saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections things may even turn worse.
I have NOthing more to add NOw.
I am sure you kNOw what I mean.
Your Boss,
NOrman NOrfolk
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
In My Defense
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David Funk of 
Basic Bloganomics published about Postinol as a Blog Enhancement Drug (BED) which is now banned and is included in the list of Anti-Bed Policy.
He was quoted as saying:
Postinol: This new BED was discovered after one such
As you may have noticed, he was referring to me as the blogger who’s guilty of BED intake particularly Postinol.
May it be known though that as of this writing, I am under the influence of a certain drug called POSTINOR (not POSTINOL) and I am trying my best to make sense out of David’s unfounded allegations.
Unknown to everyone, I am under medical treatment using POSTINOR and it is something legal and approved by my physician.
Postinor is an emergency contraceptive that prevents pregnancy after unprotected sexual intercourse or suspected birth control failure. Taken within 72 hours after unprotected intercourse, it inhibits ovulation and prevents pregnancy from occurring.
Now you must be wondering why my physician should prescribe it to a single girl like me? I need to enumerate to you the reasons, to wit:
- I do late night physical exercise (Bedminton) and I don’t want to be a pregnant rape victim
- 68% of Filipino males “do” it for nothing.
- I am one of the 61% of Filipinas that do not subscribe to premarital sex or sex accidents.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
Sex and the Filipina Woman
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In the second and concluding article for “Sex and…..”, it is about the women in the Philippines.
“Sexual Activity” herein refers also to French kissing, petting or necking, masturbation, oral, coital or anal sex.
One sixth of the women interviewed, between ages 15 and 37, admitted they have engaged in premarital sex. It represents 39%.
In detail below:
Sexual “hotspots”
Hidden from sight by trees and bushes
Densely vegetated areas
Wide open gardens
Parking lots
Comfort rooms
Favorite sexual preference
1. French kissing – 55%
2. Petting or necking and self-masturbation – 48%
3. Oral sex – 34%.
4. Coital sex – 27%
5. Anal sex – 7%.
Top sexual activity
French kissing – 49%
Self and mutual-masturbation – 38%
Safe Sex Protection
“sometimes” – 40%,
“always” – 36%
“never” – 20%
Protectives preferred
Condoms – 67%
Birth-control pills – 10%
Rhythm method – 6%
Use Sex aids
Dildoes – 30%
Vibrators – 22%
Egg plant and other vegetables – 17% (apparently they missed out fruits)
Empty bottles – 9% (Think twice before you drink straight from a beer bottle)
Technology Sex
Phone talk sex – 15%
Internet sex – 13% (Includes Blogs? hahaha)
Text message sex – 10%
Premarital sex
“completely” acceptable – 34%
“sometimes” acceptable – 39%
“not at all” acceptable – 24%
Lesbianism
“completely” acceptable – 51%
“sometimes” acceptable – 26%
“not at all” acceptable – 19%
Sleep Attire
Fully attired – 45%
Scantily attired – 30%
No attire – 22%
Orgasm Fulfillment
Fully satisfied – 5%
Sometimes satisfied – 15%
Unsure – 66%
Ignorant – 10%
Knowledge of G-Spot
Know where it is – 20%
Think they know – 16%
Never heard of it – 62% (most thought G-String and G-Spot are one and the same)
Positions preferred
Missionary – 30%
Doggie – 55%
Other positions – 12%
Influenced Sex
Drug assisted – 12%
Alcohol assisted – 43% (San Miguel RULEZ!)
Non influenced – 42%
Discovered Sex through
Media – 69%
Friends – 18%
Catholic Church – 2% (Church is doing great, keeping sex undercover)
Watching Farm Animals – 10% (Hmm, poor animals. No privacy)
And elsewhere, what others say?
Filipina women are known for there stunning beauty. Filipinas, are not only beautiful women but a delight to be around because of their distinctive charisma. Some who marry these Filipina beauties, swear they make the best wives in the world, not only beautiful, but loyal, loving and faithful past death.
Most Filipina prefer men with a little, or even a lot of, meat on his bones.
Virginity is sacred in the predominant Catholic country. In Philippine culture the woman is responsible to not only herself but her family for protecting that virginity. She may not even be forgiven if she is raped. That is the way it is and the Filipina girls know it.
If a married or single woman strays, everyone knows it. Filipino men are reluctant to marry a non-virgin even if they are the one who took the virginity! If they could get them to break the rules maybe someone else can too. The culture and the family lets the girl know it is her responsibility to keep her virginity. The Filipina understands it is not the man’s responsibility.
Filipina girls are always ready to be loved – always and instantly ready – love to be loved and know how to enjoy love. Most Filipinas enjoy all parts of being female – from being sexy to being hugged, kissed, loved to being pregnant and being mother of many babies.
It is said, Filipina girls are like Pinatubo volcano –
ALWAYS WET, MOSTLY SLEEPING AND ALWAYS HOT WHEN AWAKE.
Hmmmm…it’s back to sleep now for me. Ha ha ha ha!
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
To Watch Andy Williams Live!
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I have always wanted to see Andy Williams perform live at his Moon River Theater at Branson, MO. Andy Williams is an icon in the Music industry. I have heard many of his songs and what a great tenor that he is.
Being right there at Branson, it would be great idea to benefit from the Branson vacation package too.
Yes, that would be an ideal choice for me.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
Sex and the Filipino Man
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Well, well, well…… I found these indices at a Philippine publication. No kidding.
Hmmm, interesting revelations about my Filipino counterparts. LOL!
Here are the excerpts.
Sex Partners
Have cheated with other women - 53% (I think it’s much higher than that. LOL)
Ex girlfirend - 20%
Stranger - 19%
Co worker - 14%
Prostitute - 13%
Girlfriend - 13%
Ex crush - 11%
Average Number of Partners – 6
Paid for sex – 32%
Penile Satisfaction
Very satisfied - 27%
Somewhat satisfied – 52% (I see business opportunity here)
Not satisfied - 18% (I see more business opportunity here)
Frequency per week – 3.95 World Rank Number 4
Top Sex Spots
Bed - 88%
Kitchen – 43% (no wonder something tasted icky at Dinner)
Parked Car – 37%
Bathroom - 29%
Beach - 26%
Office - 26%
Swimming Pool - 21%
Woods - 18%
Moving Car - 13% (WHAT? that explains the peril on our roads)
Hospital - 11% (HUH! even sick must do?)
Masturbation per week – 5.65 World Rank Number 1 (WOW! what am I to say?)
Think women fake it
Probably once or twice - 34%
Too scared to ask - 4%
Sure fakes it - 4%
Watch Porn Movies – at least once a day
Number of dates before going all the way – 2 to 3
Most faithful men in the world – World Rank Number 5 as the least faithful
Strongest Wish
To last long as they can in bed - 50%
Seduce a woman instantly - 42.35%
Have Multiple Orgasm - 31.85%
Have bigger penis - 29.84%
Make a woman orgase by touch - 22.18%
Sexual Stamina
In bed - 16.71 mins
Foreplay - 12.04 mins
Being good lovers – World Rank Number 3 (self vote or from female votes?)
Make their partner climax every time - 54%
Most generous men – World Rank Number 6 (but of course when 68% get it for FREE)
Top ten fantasies
Sex with a celebrity
A threesome
Watching her strip then do a lap dance
Sex with forbidden lover
Doing it in the wilderness
Sex with a stranger
Sex with a partner half his age
Being part of an orgy
Being in a room full of mirrors
Sex with a woman in outrageous lingerie
Guys! is that true?
Ha ha ha ha
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
My Computer Wish
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It has been several years that I have had a Personal Desktop Computer. Then the Internet burst into the scene and I did not hesitate to register an account for Internet service.
Everytime, I had something that needed printing, I had to save the file, transfer it to my Office computer and use the Office Computer printer. This is rather tedious.
The advancement in color printing technology makes me wish I had a personal Computer printer. I will have to save to buy a Computer color printer and that will be great.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
Things That Could Describe You
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I have heard it said, that you can tell quite a bit about a man from the kind of car he drives. For a woman it would be how she keeps her hair and for a family, it is the state of the comfort room.
You might not agree to those features but it certainly provides some insight about the person or couple. Of course, apart from that saying, there are many other points that exhibit something about our true selves.
Surely a spotlessly clean and beautiful comfort room is as inviting as the cool mountain air. From the poo bowl, the stone sinks, the bathtub and all the rest of the accessory items that make the comfort room a place of true personal comfort.
Oh! I would love that at any time, day and night.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
Comment Censorship: What Are Your Views?
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I have wanted to write about this but procrastinated doing it for quite some time. This is what I been waiting to write about and here it is.
To clarify the kind Comment I refer to, it does not include spam, obnoxious personal attacks and those laden with expletives. These would never pass a Blogger’s approval.
Instead, I wish to query whether you have ever found your Comment at a Blog being treated in any way like this?
1. Your Comment is deliberately edited; not for spelling and grammar incorrectness.
2. Your Comment is published but later deleted.
3. Your Comment is rejected during moderation because the Blog owner disagrees with your Comment.
This Article comes at the heel of something that I experienced.
I have made a comment with good intentions. This Blogger once requested me to submit a Comment at his Blog. The Blogger made a request to me through EntreCard’s Message facility.
I responded and left Comments at the requestor’s Blog quite a number of times.
My Comments submitted followed the basic rules and did not succumb to personal vindictiveness or the use of foul language. My Comment was approved and published by the Blogger.
The Blogger in fact replied to my Comment without any argument. Parts of my Comment was quoted by the Blogger and with an appreciation that it added knowledge to the Blogger’s overview.
The rest of the Blogger’s reply was an egotistical and shameful exposition about the stature of the Blog and claims of endorsement received from others.
In a case I observed at another Blog, a Comment left by a Blogger was deliberately edited by the Blog owner. It reduced the Comment to lose some of its meaning and continuity.
Questioning censorship of Comments does need a dichotomy whether a Comment is within the ambit of freedom of speech. It is a simple common sense social communication feature that exists with Blogs, Forums and other forms of interaction on the world wide web.
What is my opinion on the matter?
For Bloggers who censor Comments as I have described above, it appears that these Bloggers accept only shoe shine Commentators at their Blogs?
Is Blogoeccentricity a new fad?
For Bloggers who unethically edit and alter the meaning of the Comment, deny or delete Comments without justification, they should disable the Comment feature at their Blogs.
P.S: No identities will be divulged to queries.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
