Blogger undergoes SEX CHANGE!

I am writing something about me!

Yeah, ME! (again)

~ waves hand femininely at Reader and purrs, “Hi! Sweetie, it’s Windy”.

It has come to my attention that I have morphed into a female at Lainy’s Musings.

Read what Lainy reported about me:

Recently Windy has been asking me about women’s lingerie and items (can you believe that?) and I think we should quickly get him back in line to what his Birth Certificate declares his gender as.

Besides, we do not want a blog hazard to happen to Windy just because he squats at Lainy’s Musings (if you know what I mean) and he gradually believes he is female by being addressed as Lainy for Comments left at his Posts.

We need Windy to remain as we’ve always known him or he might publish something feminine because of a gender mix up from Comments left at his Posts. Ha ha ha

Source: HERE

And then Uncle Che added on:

I thought I heard some rumors about Windy “fighting” to be a woman. Well, that means this time around, he has a great roll to play in all the women empowerment campaigns. LOL

Source: HERE

Then guess what? While I was in the midst of reading all that, I heard Helen Eveready on the radio singing:

I am woman, you’d prefer
At Lainy’s Musings you concur
A transgender that’s what Comments made of me
Lainy will now have a sis
If this continues to persist
You’ve gotta cum and see me do my sweet thang

CHORUS
Oh yes it’s all lies
But it’s banter born in vain
Yes, I’ve stopped shaving
But look the beard I’ve gained
If I have to, I can’t do anything
I am blonde
I’m kinda flexible
I am woman

OMG! what will my Mama think of me?