David Funk of 
Basic Bloganomics published about Postinol as a Blog Enhancement Drug (BED) which is now banned and is included in the list of Anti-Bed Policy.
He was quoted as saying:
Postinol: This new BED was discovered after one such
As you may have noticed, he was referring to me as the blogger who’s guilty of BED intake particularly Postinol.
May it be known though that as of this writing, I am under the influence of a certain drug called POSTINOR (not POSTINOL) and I am trying my best to make sense out of David’s unfounded allegations.
Unknown to everyone, I am under medical treatment using POSTINOR and it is something legal and approved by my physician.
Postinor is an emergency contraceptive that prevents pregnancy after unprotected sexual intercourse or suspected birth control failure. Taken within 72 hours after unprotected intercourse, it inhibits ovulation and prevents pregnancy from occurring.
Now you must be wondering why my physician should prescribe it to a single girl like me? I need to enumerate to you the reasons, to wit:
- I do late night physical exercise (Bedminton) and I don’t want to be a pregnant rape victim
- 68% of Filipino males “do” it for nothing.
- I am one of the 61% of Filipinas that do not subscribe to premarital sex or sex accidents.
DAVID FUNK
General Santos Time
Unfounded? Really? You’re telling me that you weren’t taking Postinol even though your comment on my blog said otherwise? Really? Let me think of other reasons why this post was made:
1. It was a typo intended to say Postinor NOT Postinol.
2. Claiming that you play BEDminton instead of badminton. BEDminton is not a licensed sport which destroys your credibility even further.
Since Star decided to defend you on my blog, I’m going to bury her testimony for you, too. I don’t think it’s any coincidence that she stopped blogging about the time you were set to leave your blog. Didn’t you say it was for health reasons? It seems your healthy now. Don’t know what I’m talking about yet? How about another person that all the sudden comes out of nowhere since allegations of BED use came to the surface on you: Windy.
Yeah, that’s right. He leaves his blog for “health” reasons as well, and as fate would have it, guess what blog he decides to write on when he returns: Lainy’s Musings!!! I don’t like to drag anyone into this, but this is getting ridiculous!
Unfortunately, it seems you are wanting to drag others down with you. So should you be proven guilty of BED use(which YOU admitted to on my blog), this blog and anyone that writes on it will be history.
I’ve already contacted the FBI about this because I get the feeling there’s a group of you involved in a BED mob. Oh, I paid for their meals since they’re doing this for me. Want to know what they ordered? STAKEOUT AND MOBSTER!
You have no idea how much I’m having second thoughts about nominating you for the WBE Blog of Fame right now.
Very soon, I’ll have all I need to take you to Blogger’s Court. And if you cum…errr…come out of that with no charges, there’s always a BWE ring I can put you in. In fact, I’ve been given the authority to sign you to a BWE contract being that you literally ruined one of my matches in the past trying to find The Hacker, remember? So either way, you’re guilty or you’re going to have to practice something other than BEDminton which would be your new BWE career!
The Funk has SPOKEN!
.-= David Funk´s last blog ..Spring Vacation =-.
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
March 15th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
David, this is getting insensible. I think this stops here and now.
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David said:
Windy refutes:
With all due respect to the above Commentator and speaking only for myself, may I kindly ask, what does his brouhaha have to do with me?
The reason why I left blogging is entirely my personal matter or has it now become a concern and it inexplicably shifts into realism out of a bowl of farce-ism? (no pun intended).
Why I have returned and published a few Articles here at Lainy’s Musings is NOT WITHOUT a direct invitation from the owner of this Blog.
And having done so, what have my published Articles to do with this matter, directly or indirectly, outside of the Post and Comments page per se and with the absence of any contrary argument left at the said Post?
I cannot find satisfactory rationale about how a farcical Article published elsewhere, crosses the fine line which separates sanity from insanity and appears here as a Commentary, only to cast aspersions about bona fide Articles that I have authored here at Lainy’s Musings; to mock at my reasons for having left blogging and to question in a snide manner about my re-appearance at Lainy’s Musings.
BEDminton is a bawdy expression that Brain Stormer first authored when he replied to an Article which was published by Lainy here, at her own Blog.
May I state that to have references made to BEDminton outside of the context and contents found at Lainy’s Musings and without due link/s to the aforesaid source is tantamount to plagiarism.
Similarly, may I echo, “I don’t like to drag anyone into this, but this is getting ridiculous!”
Beyond any shadow of a doubt, Windy wrote this, It does not need the author’s assertion or ratification!
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David Funk Reply:
March 16th, 2010 at 12:39 am
Hey Windy.
It’s all a joke my friend, and I’m aware of why you left blogging. I’m aware of your health, and I apologize for the way the post came out.
I’ve always spoke highly of you, and I in no way meant any harm in this.
I’m going to stop with this before this gets any worse.
Sorry, and I call for a truce on this.
.-= David Funk´s last blog ..Music Monday: Walk This Way(Run DMC/Aerosmith) =-.
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Windy Reply:
March 16th, 2010 at 4:23 am
Hey David,
It stretches my understanding how you take an earnest explanation or deed as the basis in writing a derisive comment and then conveniently say that it was all a joke.
Would you have said that it was all a joke had I remained silent?
No matter what is the aim of your writings, (be it bantering, movie make belief, satire, etc.,) we all know one golden rule. Never attack a person in the absence of provocation. And in this instance, when the person is not play-acting in any of your contrived situations.
Furthermore, most Blog readers are not familiar or are not fully aware about the background. Blog readers hardly have the time to research what prompted such a kind of comment reaction. They read, imbibe at face value and move on. But names, events and the rant possibly could remain mentally vivid
As I see it, it is not merely how you describe it as “the way the Post came out”. Simply put, it reflects a writer’s attitude – something that I have observed at your other articles and comments at your Blog. You have a tendency to “browbeat” your actors in a somewhat highhanded manner. But then again, to you it is just a joke.
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Yeah Lainy, I’m stopping this for good and apologize for how my previous comments came out as they weren’t meant to cause harm on anyone.
.-= David Funk´s last blog ..Music Monday: Walk This Way(Run DMC/Aerosmith) =-.
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
March 16th, 2010 at 6:32 am
Yeah David. I just don’t want innocent people to be dragged (e.g. Windy and Star) in our banters.
Anyways, Apology accepted.
PEACE!
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Hey David, I was suppose to visit you and say hello in your blog to tell you that I am back in blogging. Unfortunately, I read your article about postinol and I really felt bad when you accused Lainy guilty of using such things, a reason why I took her side. Of course, to those who don’t know lainy, who can read your article they will accuse her and this would create a bad impression on her personality. We’ve got to be careful of the impressions that we may send across to our readers and co-bloggers.
I am one of the many who really appreciates her writing and her entire being. In my opinion, thinking twice before posting anything silly might help.. so no one can be drag into this type of situation..
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star Reply:
March 16th, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Anyways, I’m looking forward for your interesting articles..God Bless..
.-= star´s last blog ..Welcome STAR =-.
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