WARNING: Everyone reading this post needs to use Cumjelly. Relax and sip on a glass of Southern Cumfort while reading the post.
I had a terrible day at work. I had an argument with a co-worker. My blood pressure had a spike as a result.
When I got home, I was just sitting in front of the PC, staring at my Yahoo Messenger, chatting with no one. I was still thinking of that bad incident at work when suddenly, out of the blue, an unknown contact started chatting with me. I wonder where he got my YM account. I would normally block anyone who’s a stranger to me but when that person introduced himself as 
Brain Stormer, I was dumbfounded! I almost can’t believe that the intelligent commenter at my blog posts was actually chatting with me!
I then found myself telling him of the terrible day I had to endure at work:
Lainy: I thought I’m going to be rushed to the hospital this afternoon.
Brain Stormer: Oh why?
Lainy: I had an argument with a co- worker. Had a spike in my bp. I was trembling.
Brain Stormer: Cum your thoughts, remember? CUM YOUR THOUGHTS.
Now who was it who taught me that?
Lainy: LOL! You’re naughty! I’ll remember that. And tomorrow, too. I’ll be the Emcee again but bigger crowd this time. Cum ur thoughts, Lainy. Cum your thoughts!
Brain Stormer: And if you were taken to the hospital i can imagine the attendant cleaning off all the cum on you before you can be checked by the doctor.
Lainy: LOL!
Brain Stormer then narrates the scenario:
~ Doctor: i was told you were covered with cum. what happened? where did all that cum come from? what were you doing?
~ Lainy: Errr…. I was just….. hmmmm it was from practicing anger management
~ Doctor: WHAT?
~ Lainy: Have you ever tried to cum your thoughts Doctor?
~ Doctor: Oh! I just cum without the thoughts
~ Lainy: WHAT?
~ Doctor: Pssst! Don’t tell anyone. Especially the nurses here. My kiddo gets angry, stops thinking and simply cums after the nurse.
~ Lainy: YOU REALLY DO THAT HERE?
~ Doctor: Shhhhh not so loud please. INVOLUNTARY REFLEX ACTION!
What a way to “overcum” a terrible day at the office. Does that sound “holesome” to you? LOL! 
Honestly, I felt I was raped during my first maiden chat with Brain Stormer, hahaha! I have to forgive Brain Stormer though because he is Argentinian and he spells words phonetically: CUM for CALM.
(I hope Brain Stormer does not read this coz I did not get his approval to publish our chat).
R E C E L
Understandably sis, the chat was not that “holesome”. But thanks for the warning! LOL So you and Brain Stormer know each other na?
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 15th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Sis, I’d dare say it’s HOLEsome, not WHOLEsome, hahahaha!
We’ve met on the set of my movie. Double Standard, remember?
But seriously Sis, this man is very resourceful. I don’t know where he got my email account. This is the ever first time I had a Rated R chat at YM, LOL!
Brain Stormer still remains a “ghost” personality to me. Now, I am more than ever curious and interested to meet him personally
I’m not going to add anything to this – except for two things.
One, I’m surprised I wasn’t given a “content warning” before viewing this page.
Two, don’t think for a single minute that you’re going to negotiate sexually explicit or porn flicks as well as make movie posters based on that, you have another thing cumming…oops…I mean coming! Not happening, Lainy!
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 15th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
@ DAVID:
Hahahaha! I thought the WARNING written in bold at the beginning of this post is enough to warn you of what was forthcoming, LOL!
Oh! oh! I was thinking another huge movie production is under way, hehe!
But it’s alright, David. I am still a “holesome” personality. I still need to gather enough courage for me to be able to bare it all, LOL! 
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Ah mi Dios! Señorita Lainy,
Qué es este? Usted realmente publicó nuestra charla de Yahoo. Allí va mi reputación? Usted es tan travieso.
Pienso que es que el doctor y no yo que violo a mujeres holesome.
Espero que otros lectores no vayan a cum, pero permanecer tranquilos (calm). Seré justo y traduciré esto a su lengua filipina para poco que he aprendido.
Oh Diyos ko! Señorita Lainy,
Ano ito? Ikaw ang tunay na nai-publish na ang aming mga Yahoo chat. May ilalagay ang aking mabuting pangalan?
Ikaw ay kaya matigas ang ulo. Tingin ko ito na ang doktor at hindi ko na rapes holesome kababaihan.
Umaasa ako na ang iba pang mga mambabasa ay hindi cum ngunit maging mahinahon (calm). Ay dapat ako makatarungan at na isalin sa Filipino ang iyong wika para sa maliit na aking natutunan.
Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 16th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
@ BRAIN STORMER:
Oh my! Now I am guilty! I am sorry for publishing our chat without due permission.
Now I must admit I was surprised. You spoke in Tagalog and very well spoken at that! And you just said I am hard-headed, LOL!
That is very considerate of you to have translated your language in Filipino. But it would have been a lot better if you were able to translate it in English as well.
Lainy, that wasn’t the warning I was talking about. I’m talking about before you get to a site and it gives you the option of wanting to view the site or not.
No, this won’t be another production for you because those kind of movies won’t needed. And to think your Double Standard movie stirred enough controversy!
Am I really going to start a production for a porn flick starring someone that is going to be inducted into the WBE Blog of Fame? Further, weren’t you the same one that was investigated before…right in front of your dog Ewoks? After the commercial success of your film, I have feeling your “real-life” will never be the same with never-ending questions and phone calls for you! LOL!
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 16th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
David, I am sorry I haven’t thought about that warning. I will make sure I will have to do it next time.
I was wondering what role I’d play at the porn flick movie you’re thinking of right now. But you know, I want to prove that I am a versatile actress, so being in whatever role is not a problem provided that quality is never sacrificed.
Oh no! Don’t remind me! That was the most terrible event in my life- having to endure the investigation right in front of Baby Ewoks. Some people don’t have compassion and it makes me feel so bad.
LOL I had to laugh, and here I thought you were such a good girl. Yes you have to watch your wording when talking to someone from another cumtry,
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 16th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Hahahaha! I am a good girl, Glenn! You shouldn’t have doubts about that. Now my reputation is tainted, LOL!
This post has taught me to be more careful especially that Brain Stormer and I both came from two different cultures.
That was really “holesome”..
We Filipinos have a tendency to spell , especially in SMS, English words phonetically. And we spell, CUM for COME. Calm if spelled phonetically should be “kem” not “cum and Come should be spelled phonetically as “kom” not “cum”
I have a friend whose bf was an American and being new in the US, doesn’t know yet SMS text lingo in America. Imagine the surprise of her bf when she texted him this, “Hurry up, please cum…” It was freaking hilarious.
Are you allowed to chat on YM at work. Most businesses here block YM at work.And the company I used to work with, block all social networking sites.
Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 16th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
You said it, Bing!
That was really funny! I haven’t tried using the word “cum” as the SMS version of come though. I would prefer spelling out the words rather than doing it phonetically.
Thanks for sharing your friend’s experience. Hilarious indeed! Sure there are a lot of Pinoys who had similar experiences, LOL!
No, we aren’t allowed to chat at work. And even if we were allowed to go online during working hours, it still isn’t possible to do it in our office because we’ve got no internet connection at work. Poor CUMELEC! errrr! COMELEC, LOL!
I was laughing my heart out at Brain Stormer’s Tagalog translation. If I am not wrong, I think he’s using the Google translator. LOL. Oh well, at least, I had fun!
About the asthma in the super cold place sis, it’s really weird, coz mine seems to bear naturally in the cold. Imagine, diha sa pinas, kada gabii ko magsuyop sa akong inhaler kay di ko kaginhawa. I think tungod sa kainit ug sa abog. Ang pollution sa pinas, once nga naka-tilaw na ka ug out-of-pinas nga living, lisud na i-take. Labi na daghan kaayo magdaob nga mga silingan, the smoke would really give me a hard time to breathe. Bisan gani magsugba lang mi isda, di na ko kaagwanta magpaduol kay mohubak na jud ko. Pero pagbalik namo diri, once pa ko naka-suyop sa akong inhaler, kato rang nahago kaayo ko outside kay naghakot mi ug mga bug-at nga butang gikan sa garage. Tungod lang sa ka-hago ang akong episode, dili tungod sa tugnaw. My doc said it’s weird of me lagi daw. Na-used naman ko nuon ani sa tugnaw jud. Lami man kaayo iginhawa sa bugnaw nga place sis kay fresh kaayo ang hangin. Matilawan ra nimo na inig mag- Aussie na ka. Murag naa man pud wintertime didto di ba?
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 17th, 2010 at 10:05 am
@ RECEL:
I am not sure if Brain Stormer used the Google translator, Sis! How is that being utilized? LOL! I think he’s too brilliant for translating his dialect into Filipino.
THanks for sharing your asthma experiences, Sis.
Yeah, Sydney got winter, too but only the outback areas are experiencing snow. They have 4 seasons, too, just like the US. It’s spring there now, approaching summer.
Oh….I have to correct myself…Calm is supposed to be spelled out phonetically as “kawhm” (in standard American English)
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 17th, 2010 at 10:12 am
@ BINGKEE:
That is well noted, Bing!
However,I believe Brain Stormer isn’t too particular on how the Standard American English is being used.
Thanks for the inputs though. As always, you never fail to add some serious and remarkable comments here at my blog.
Truly appreciated.
See yah!
hahahahahahaha that is one of the best post i have read in a very long time. I almost fell off my chair while reading it. I think i have cum my self down from laughing so much.
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 17th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Hahahaha! I am glad you had a good laugh, Bill!
One more cumming soon! LOL! I meant “coming”, hahahaha!
haha, who needs a spellchecker anymore?
Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 17th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Thanks for dropping off a comment, Josie Dearie!
I will be visiting your blog early morning tomorrow.
Gotta hit the sack for now.
Nytie Nyt!