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Power Outages Here Really Sucks!
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It is with howling difficulties that all Mindanaoans suffer as we face a protracted and an indefinite period without prediction for our daily power supply. Needless to say it affects my ability to conduct my daily drops at Blogs and to do what is needed at this Blog.
This frustration extends with my daily chores at home and while at work. The losses accrued in the private sector must be running into the billions of Pesos.
The El Niño phenomena is not peculiar. It is not something that our Department of Energy awoke yesterday to realize what havoc it does to the climate. The water shortage for hydro-electricity and the resultant drastic shortage of Energy could have been alleviated with proper fore planning so that they don’t fry their eggs and everyone else’s eggs in the same basket.
They cannot deny that they know nothing about how to diversify our Energy sources. There are other alternatives and not rely on a sole source to generate Energy.
This mental ineptitude to pre-plan amongst our leaders is equally paralleled by their amazing personal resourcefulness when Emergency Funds is decreed as a stop-gap solution for the Energy crisis. You can bet your last dollar that their management of the Emergency Funds will be as transparent as Electricity. To put it real short, the Funds will be ZAPPED !
While all is being debated back and forth, nothing seems to illuminate these numbskulls to serve the nation before self.
With the limited hours available to use my Computer, I am restricted from replying to most Comments at my Blogs. Though my spirit is willing but the !*#!*^ power is weak!
Please be as patient as Mindanaoans while our new millionaires who benefit from this Energy Crisis will hire witch doctors from Africa to invoke for bounteous rain in our region.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,

Sex and the Filipina Woman
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In the second and concluding article for “Sex and…..”, it is about the women in the Philippines.
“Sexual Activity” herein refers also to French kissing, petting or necking, masturbation, oral, coital or anal sex.
One sixth of the women interviewed, between ages 15 and 37, admitted they have engaged in premarital sex. It represents 39%.
In detail below:
Sexual “hotspots”
Hidden from sight by trees and bushes
Densely vegetated areas
Wide open gardens
Parking lots
Comfort rooms
Favorite sexual preference
1. French kissing – 55%
2. Petting or necking and self-masturbation – 48%
3. Oral sex – 34%.
4. Coital sex – 27%
5. Anal sex – 7%.
Top sexual activity
French kissing – 49%
Self and mutual-masturbation – 38%
Safe Sex Protection
“sometimes” – 40%,
“always” – 36%
“never” – 20%
Protectives preferred
Condoms – 67%
Birth-control pills – 10%
Rhythm method – 6%
Use Sex aids
Dildoes – 30%
Vibrators – 22%
Egg plant and other vegetables – 17% (apparently they missed out fruits)
Empty bottles – 9% (Think twice before you drink straight from a beer bottle)
Technology Sex
Phone talk sex – 15%
Internet sex – 13% (Includes Blogs? hahaha)
Text message sex – 10%
Premarital sex
“completely” acceptable – 34%
“sometimes” acceptable – 39%
“not at all” acceptable – 24%
Lesbianism
“completely” acceptable – 51%
“sometimes” acceptable – 26%
“not at all” acceptable – 19%
Sleep Attire
Fully attired – 45%
Scantily attired – 30%
No attire – 22%
Orgasm Fulfillment
Fully satisfied – 5%
Sometimes satisfied – 15%
Unsure – 66%
Ignorant – 10%
Knowledge of G-Spot
Know where it is – 20%
Think they know – 16%
Never heard of it – 62% (most thought G-String and G-Spot are one and the same)
Positions preferred
Missionary – 30%
Doggie – 55%
Other positions – 12%
Influenced Sex
Drug assisted – 12%
Alcohol assisted – 43% (San Miguel RULEZ!)
Non influenced – 42%
Discovered Sex through
Media – 69%
Friends – 18%
Catholic Church – 2% (Church is doing great, keeping sex undercover)
Watching Farm Animals – 10% (Hmm, poor animals. No privacy)
And elsewhere, what others say?
Filipina women are known for there stunning beauty. Filipinas, are not only beautiful women but a delight to be around because of their distinctive charisma. Some who marry these Filipina beauties, swear they make the best wives in the world, not only beautiful, but loyal, loving and faithful past death.
Most Filipina prefer men with a little, or even a lot of, meat on his bones.
Virginity is sacred in the predominant Catholic country. In Philippine culture the woman is responsible to not only herself but her family for protecting that virginity. She may not even be forgiven if she is raped. That is the way it is and the Filipina girls know it.
If a married or single woman strays, everyone knows it. Filipino men are reluctant to marry a non-virgin even if they are the one who took the virginity! If they could get them to break the rules maybe someone else can too. The culture and the family lets the girl know it is her responsibility to keep her virginity. The Filipina understands it is not the man’s responsibility.
Filipina girls are always ready to be loved – always and instantly ready – love to be loved and know how to enjoy love. Most Filipinas enjoy all parts of being female – from being sexy to being hugged, kissed, loved to being pregnant and being mother of many babies.
It is said, Filipina girls are like Pinatubo volcano –
ALWAYS WET, MOSTLY SLEEPING AND ALWAYS HOT WHEN AWAKE.
Hmmmm…it’s back to sleep now for me. Ha ha ha ha!
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,

To Watch Andy Williams Live!
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I have always wanted to see Andy Williams perform live at his Moon River Theater at Branson, MO. Andy Williams is an icon in the Music industry. I have heard many of his songs and what a great tenor that he is.
Being right there at Branson, it would be great idea to benefit from the Branson vacation package too.
Yes, that would be an ideal choice for me.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,

Sex and the Filipino Man
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Well, well, well…… I found these indices at a Philippine publication. No kidding.
Hmmm, interesting revelations about my Filipino counterparts. LOL!
Here are the excerpts.
Sex Partners
Have cheated with other women - 53% (I think it’s much higher than that. LOL)
Ex girlfirend - 20%
Stranger - 19%
Co worker - 14%
Prostitute - 13%
Girlfriend - 13%
Ex crush - 11%
Average Number of Partners – 6
Paid for sex – 32%
Penile Satisfaction
Very satisfied - 27%
Somewhat satisfied – 52% (I see business opportunity here)
Not satisfied - 18% (I see more business opportunity here)
Frequency per week – 3.95 World Rank Number 4
Top Sex Spots
Bed - 88%
Kitchen – 43% (no wonder something tasted icky at Dinner)
Parked Car – 37%
Bathroom - 29%
Beach - 26%
Office - 26%
Swimming Pool - 21%
Woods - 18%
Moving Car - 13% (WHAT? that explains the peril on our roads)
Hospital - 11% (HUH! even sick must do?)
Masturbation per week – 5.65 World Rank Number 1 (WOW! what am I to say?)
Think women fake it
Probably once or twice - 34%
Too scared to ask - 4%
Sure fakes it - 4%
Watch Porn Movies – at least once a day
Number of dates before going all the way – 2 to 3
Most faithful men in the world – World Rank Number 5 as the least faithful
Strongest Wish
To last long as they can in bed - 50%
Seduce a woman instantly - 42.35%
Have Multiple Orgasm - 31.85%
Have bigger penis - 29.84%
Make a woman orgase by touch - 22.18%
Sexual Stamina
In bed - 16.71 mins
Foreplay - 12.04 mins
Being good lovers – World Rank Number 3 (self vote or from female votes?)
Make their partner climax every time - 54%
Most generous men – World Rank Number 6 (but of course when 68% get it for FREE)
Top ten fantasies
Sex with a celebrity
A threesome
Watching her strip then do a lap dance
Sex with forbidden lover
Doing it in the wilderness
Sex with a stranger
Sex with a partner half his age
Being part of an orgy
Being in a room full of mirrors
Sex with a woman in outrageous lingerie
Guys! is that true?
Ha ha ha ha
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,

My Computer Wish
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It has been several years that I have had a Personal Desktop Computer. Then the Internet burst into the scene and I did not hesitate to register an account for Internet service.
Everytime, I had something that needed printing, I had to save the file, transfer it to my Office computer and use the Office Computer printer. This is rather tedious.
The advancement in color printing technology makes me wish I had a personal Computer printer. I will have to save to buy a Computer color printer and that will be great.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,

This Happens Even for the Best Amongst Us
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Have you ever been faced with a dilemma, “What gift to buy?” when you are caught off guard about an approaching birthday?
With the hectic schedule that I am now undergoing to prepare for the National Vote Day, I almost forgot my dear uncle’s Birthday which is at the end of March.
I looked around and found Black Friday. What a marvellous solution in a situation that I am in right now!
I know what the my Birthday gift for him will be.
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,

Walk A Mile In My Shoes
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UPDATE:
After a few hours of publishing this post, I received SMS from Windy:
I am grieving. I have learned that the old man passed away in hospital
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Windy requested me to add this song as a dedication to his deceased friend.
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Windy never fails to amaze me. During one of our online chats, he excused himself because he had to leave for the hospital. He said he did not have time to explain and that he would explain later.
I was anxious to know because I thought that he was ill. At our next chat this is what I learned.
Windy: Walk a mile in my shoes
just walk a mile in my shoes
Before you abuse, criticize and accuse
Then walk a mile in my shoes
Lainy: ???
Windy: lainy those words are from the song of the same title. remember?
Lainy: yes, I have heard that song before.
Windy: reason why i was at the hospital it is about this 60 year old man who I befriended for over a year now
Windy: he sits daily at the coffee shop where i frequent to have my drinks and meals
Windy: he sits there because he has no where else to go and he is sick very sick
Lainy: This is sad Windy
Windy: yes wait i have a photo of him wait let me send it to you
Lainy: Nice I’ll wait
Windy: here it is
Lainy: The net is too slow. File wont download. Windy please resend on photo share
Windy: oh ok
(This is the photo I received)
Windy: see? that’s when i took a photo of ahmad bin abdul jalil
Lainy: Windy when was this taken?
Windy: it was taken on his 60th birthday in jan. i bought him a small birthday cake, sang him the birthday song he even blew out the single candle flame hahaha
Lainy: Windy, he certainly looks weak and thin
Windy: Lainy what is even sadder is that he has no wife or children. both his parents and the rest of his family have passed away
As our chat continued, I learned that Windy keeps conversation company for a couple of hours whenever he meets the old man at the Coffee Shop
Windy went on to explain that the old man suffers from chronic kidney infection and has had corrective surgery with two tubes inserted into his body.
On the day that Windy visited him he was shocked that old man was transferred to the Tuberculosis Ward.
Windy: he barely recognized me because he was more frail and absolutely feeble
Windy: he struggled to sit up on his bed he could not eat the cream crackers served by the hospital
Windy: with trembling hands he caught hold of the cup of chocolate beverage that i held to his lips
Windy: he drank the entire cup with small takes at a time. soon after that i helped him to lie down and stroked his chest till he fell asleep
Lainy: Windy this is so touching its moving me to tears here
Windy: the old man would not like that and tell you “dont cry for me argentinaaaaa”
Lainy: you’re too funny
Windy: well on the way home i mused. this humble old man has literally no motivation to wish to continue living but there he is fighting for his life
Windy: and lainy i asked myself could i walk a mile in his shoes? that song came to my mind while i mused about him
Lainy: Knowing you Windy, you could walk on water
Windy: oh yeah with a surf board hahahahahaha
Lainy: LOL
You know something? Windy’s musing on his way home hit me hard. How many of us ever count our blessings?
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,

The Bare Necessities of Blogs
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David Lucas, you said:
Hey Lainy! Maybe you could write a post about the “Bare Neccessities of Blogging!
because
YOU ASKED FOR IT,
here it is…
“The Bare Neccesities of Blogs”
(abridged from Disney’s Animated Movie: “The Jungle Book”)
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your ratings and PP’s
I mean the bare necessities
With lesser js codes and scripts
That brings the bare necessities of Blogs
Wherever I bloghop, however I host
I couldn’t be prouder of my new Post
The net is zippin’ like a breeze
Makes EC drops done fast with ease
The same goes for bloggers how they wish
To click and leave now that’s so boorish
Leaving no Comment too
I wish you blue skies and all things nice,
















