Brain In Your Bum Award For Dumb Looney

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(This article  is NOT written by Lainy but by Lainy’s Musings co-Author, Windy.  Just so that you know. Thank you.)

Now, that Lainy’s Musings 3rd Blogoversary celebration is over, this is what I have been waiting to hand to Dumb Looney, the “Brain In Your Bum” Award to Dumb Looney. He becomes the second deserving receiver of this prestigious Award.

Brain in your Bum Award

Dumb Looney published a scathing article about the loading time of Lainy’s Musings besides other crap, which asserts the shallowness of his intellect.

I sought the assistance from the independent and reputable Pingdom to monitor Lainy’s Musings and this is their findings.

Note that Pingdom’s measurement is reported in milliseconds. A millisecond is one thousandth of a second.

Pingdom, the popular 24/7 web site monitoring service, isn’t just about checking if a website is up or down. Uptime, and downtime web site monitoring is, of course, one of the aspects of the service but another one is checking, and reporting on, web site performance. Pingdom utilises monitoring systems globally to reliably identify downtime issues (rather than transient conditions) – Jason Slater

1. From April 20 till the time of writing this article.

2. It takes an average 6.456 milliseconds to access and load Lainy’s Musings from the Webhost’s server.

3. Pingdom was scheduled to perform this gauge at intervals of one minute apart. They conduct this from various locations, for example.

Apart from Pingdom, Lainy’s Musings displays a loading self-time widget (at the top of the sidebar pile). It operates from the root directory of the Webhost where Lainy’s Musings is hosted.

Again, going by this self-time widget, it displays 0.8255 second or 8.255 milliseconds. It corresponds closely to Pingdom’s results.

Over and above all that has been said above, let me add that Lainy’s Musings is NOT hosted from a shared IP Address at the external Webhost. It operates from a dedicated proprietary IP Address.

Hello Dumb Looney,

Dumb Looney, you ought to know that your crap, little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Ironically you have too big mouth for a dumb looney. Why don’t you admit that you use an outdated and the slowest Internet Browser and your computer is energized by a Kerosene generator set, somewhere in the thick deep jungle in Central Africa.

I am ever so grateful to you, Dumb Looney for your stupid crap article about Lainy’s Musings because it backfired on you and brought additional traffic to Lainy’s Musings. But I won’t return the same favor to you. BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Dumb Looney, you are non-bona fide not only at this Blog for I am told that scores of Bloggers have grown to despise you and the way you behave towards fellow Bloggers.

I am informed that you are a pervert Blogger who seeks out female Bloggers, stalk them and lash at them when you are arraigned by them.

Frankly, it also goes to explain why you, Dumb Looney, are born with your brains in your bum as there is nothing else in you but your despicable state.

Dumb Looney, please collect the “Brain in your Bum” Award and proudly display it at your Blog.

Your next nightmare,

Windy

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  1. Russ says:

    Great post. Nice to weed out the idiots. You put him in his place. I am here everyday and find your blog very easy to load. Also very easy to move around on. I love it. I gave this post a tweet. Also posted it on my facebook site.
    Have a wonderful Weekend.

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    Windy Reply:

    @Russ,

    Thank You Russ, for your support.

    This Blogger, Dumb Looney is a parasite. I have read and “heard” him at various other Blogs where he chastises female Bloggers.

    He does not know when and where to draw the line.

    God Bless you Always,

    Windy

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  2. sheila says:

    I remember coming across the blog post you mentioned and couldn’t believe that someone would call out someone as sweet as Lainey. I’ve visited her blogs (this one in particular)and have never noticed a problem with the loading time issue. When I read the post I came here immediately to see if a response had been written by you Windy. I would suggest one thing – start this post by writing a line saying that this is NOT being written by Lainey but by a very good friend and mentor. She’s lucky to have you on her side.
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    Windy Reply:

    @sheila,

    Hi Sheila,

    Thank you for your support at Lainy’s Musings. Yes, I share the same sentiment as you do.

    Good thinking/suggestion. I will place that line in right after submitting this reply.

    God Bless you Always.

    Windy

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  3. Chie Wilks says:

    This award is just right for a dumb person as that ‘dumb looney’, whoever he is. I didn’t experience load time problem in almost two years of visiting this site of Lainy. That dumb critter must have nothing interesting to do with his life. You ‘re a one good friend Windy!
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    Windy Reply:

    @Chie Wilks,

    Hi Chie Wilks,

    Thank you for your support.

    I’ve seen read some of Dumb Looney’s crap before. As I’ve described him here, he’s a parasite who is obnoxious with female bloggers.

    A parasite Blogger who thrives on anything that he considers not to his liking at Blogs and at Comments.

    I have deliberately not mentioned his pen name (real name?) because that is what he craves for – attention and instead “christened” him with a more appropriate name, “Dumb Looney”. Hahaha.

    God Bless you Always!

    Windy

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  4. David Funk says:

    Hey Windy!

    Wow, and Dumb Looney reaches another low by calling out Lainy on a blog. You know I’m backing Lainy all the way on this!

    You and I both know who this Dumb Looney, and I’d like to refer to him as that from now on. Ironically, he was called out by one of those aforementioned female bloggers yesterday, too.

    When I was out of town to Atlanta for WrestleMania week, I got an email saying that my link was in an entry on his site. And this isn’t the only time in the last year he’s done that. Same old story, different chapter with this guy.

    Enjoy the week my friend!
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    Windy Reply:

    @David Funk,

    Hi David Funk,

    Thanks for being there, as you always have been, when Lainy needs your support.

    LOL! he is getting his dues from all sides. I did not know that there was also an incident when your link was called out. Hmmmm…

    Once again, thanks David Funk and you too, have a great week ahead.

    Windy

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