Dave “Jackal” Lucas Truth

(This article is written and published by the Blog’s co-author, Windy)

Here’s the overstatement of the year from none other than Dave “Jackal” Lucas.

I’ve gotten into some hot water with a few bloggers for printing the truth!

( quoted from Dave “Jackal” Lucas’ Post, “Don’t Assume!” )

Please step aside Dave “Jackal” Lucas, I will assist you to defend YOUR truth.

Before I continue, there is first a need to explain why you are a Jackal. Amongst several other descriptions of this wild animal, I found these truly befits your persona.

· Jackal communicates to other members of the community by yelling or yapping, especially when it finds out a prey.
· Though jackal is known to be a scavenger, it also picks up the preys killed by large carnivores. At some occasions, it even takes up food from the wastes.
· The animal is also known to have excellent hunting skills. However, in absence of prey, it can survive even on grass.

I will return to those descriptions in a while later. There is a pressing need right now to defend you Dave “Jackal” Lucas as you proudly claim that you speak the truth.

Jackal’s Truth No. 1: At your Blog, you arrogantly accused Lainy that her Blog, Lainy’s Musings detrimentally slowed to a grinding halt during loading time. That and a load of other crap to support your whine.

Windy’s Truth Defence: I debunked your so-called truth, published my refutation and you Dave “Jackal” Lucas, lost your yap!

Jackal’s Truth No. 2: You have taunted Bloggers about what are the glaring faults about their Blog, howling about it in public without them ever having asked you for your brainless appreciation.

Windy’s Truth Defence: Measure for measure, I assayed your Blog and you and again you Dave “Jackal” Lucas, did I hear a yell?.

So I gather that your mute stance is full acquiescence.

Jackal’s Truth No. 3: You recently wrote this, either quoting Lainy out of context or you are suffering from the disease Blogwinder.

(For readers here, Blogwinder is defined as: A Blogger who back pedals and claims the reader can’t read English. root word: sidewinder

You said this at your Post, “Don’t Assume”:
“Now I have another run-in happening with a blogger who apparently WANTS her target audience to be low-income women between 45 and 65. I would have thought (by looking at) her blog (that it) was targeted toward young, modern, computer-savvy women between 18-30!!!”

Windy’s Truth Defence: Lainy said exactly this at her Post, ”

“Let me tell you Dumb Looney, that I owe my blog’s traffic to these bloggers who visit my site. And mind you! They come from legitimate pages. They keep my blog alive and breathing. Whether they are low-income earners or not, I don’t give a damn! I have always believed that THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE RULES THE WORLD. Long live Mommy Bloggers! You can never demean my audience in that manner, Dumb Looney.” (unquote)

Of course “I would have thought” that is assuming you do have brains that think. You deviously misrepresent what was appropriately said at Lainy’s Post and then you misrepresent its use to spin disinformation in what you write and publish at your Blog.

It isn’t as you misinform your readers that Lainy ” WANTS her target audience to be low-income women between 45 and 65″.. Lainy instead said, “Whether they are low-income earners or not, I don’t give a damn!”

Do you have a thing with age and income? What is your age and income Dave “Jackal” Lucas? Being bald yourself, you sure don’t look young and you sure don’t have the money to blog from a self-owned Domain and from a self-own webhost account. Seems like you’re an overgrown punk!

Jackal’s Truth No.4: ! (You can’t always trust Alexa!)

Windy’s Truth Defence: Doesn’t that sound like an idiot who fires a gun at his own feet? Jackal, if that is what you believe, may I ask you why do you display Alexa’s rank widget at your Blog’s sidebar (below is the screen capture of the Alexa widget at your Blog’s sidebar) Oh! I see now, you DO trust Alexa and can’t live without it.

Jackal’s Truth No. 5. At your Blog’s Disclaimer, this is what you Dave “Jackal” Lucas boast about your blogging intent:

I am making such material available in my efforts to advance understanding of environmental, political, religious, economic, democratic, scientific, and social justice issues, etc. I believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material…

Windy’s Truth Defence: What? You advance what? What you do advance is MISUNDERSTANDINGS with distorted writing. You ape what others write and publish through your unstoppable copy and paste regime. Let alone your motives are highly questionable and you misrepresent democracy and social justice by the way you write your so-called “truths”!

Now as I said earlier, we return to the description of you as the Jackal….

To make sure that you Dave “Jackal” Lucas don’t whine that you too suffer from Blogwinder disease, I will make the descriptions even clearer just for you.

· Dave “Jackal” Lucas communicates to other members of Blogosphere by yelling or yapping, especially when he finds out a Blogger to taunt.
· Though Dave “Jackal” Lucas is known to be a scavenger from the way he publishes his non-original articles, he also picks up a load of other crap left untouched by Bloggers at large. At some occasions, he even concocts and misrepresents to the detriment of fellow Bloggers.
· Dave “Jackal” Lucas animal instincts is also known to have excellent hunting skills. However, in absence of prey, he can survive even on grass. (which explains why the rest of us Bloggers find such crap at his Blog.)

An Open Challenge to Dave “Jackal” Lucas

Dave “Jackal” Lucas, I, Windy challenge you to a public debate in Blogosphere. I will give you a fair chance to defend your improprieties. Name your venue. I will be there.

Important Health Advice to Dave “Jackal” Lucas

Cease harassing female Bloggers and desist from wanking at your Computer – didn’t your mama tell you that harassing women and wanking is not good for invigorating hair growth?