Windy’s Love Is In The Air

The following is a transcript of my online chat with Windy. As I ended my earlier Article, “Is Windy In Love?” with

I am trying to gather information about his new-found love and what exactly has he been up to. There never seems to be a dull moment with this guy.

Please return in a couple of days while I get more juicy details from Windy and I shall update this Article

Here is my chat with Windy…

lainy: BUZZ!!!
windy: yes lainy
lainy: how are you windy?
windy: im still alive hahaha
lainy: sure you are. i have something to ask you
windy: ok shoot
lainy: i heard that you have a new love in your life. is that true?
windy: who told you that?
lainy: i cant tell you
windy: then i cant tell you either
lainy: i need to know windy
windy: dont tell my wife about it
windy: or i will have to seek refuge in your house hahahahahaha
lainy: yeah, i was about to blackmail you if you dont give me the answers i need
windy: you horrible woman
lainy: so….???
windy: did you say new love?
lainy: yeah
windy: where do i begin? hahaha
lainy: up to you. let it roll mister
windy: how is your wedding prep going?
lainy: hey dont change the subject
windy: duh
lainy: so?
windy: hmmmm where do i begin?
lainy: siGh
windy: dont sigh. makes you grow old faster lol
lainy: is it true windy?
windy: actually its a false truth
lainy: what do you mean by that?
windy: how else can i explain it
lainy: just go on
windy: well there is this girl
lainy: GOSH so it is tRue. keep going
windy: like i said it is a false truth
lainy: i know that. so?
windy: sooooooo hmmmm so i “met” this girl
lainy: where did you meet her?
windy: i invoke the fifth amendment
lainy: very funny. And?
windy: this girl has an infant son. shes a single mother
lainy: where is she from? and dont invoke that whatever amendment
windy: well there is only the fifth amendment
lainy: ok ok so?
windy: she is a filipina
lainy: ic. how old is she?
windy: she is 20 plus
lainy: HUH ur a cradle snatcher. so its true.
windy: dont jump to conclusions ok
lainy: is she pretty?
windy: yeah as pretty as i am. BWAAAAAAHAHAHA
lainy: sure she is. And?
windy: she is forsaken by her family and relatives and barely surviving
lainy: go on
windy: and i “met” her son. he looked so undernourished and at that time sick.
lainy: ic
windy: yeah. she had no money to buy milk and she had no food for two days
windy: i sent her money to buy milk and also to take her son to the doctor
lainy: when did you two meet?
windy: oh some 10 months ago
windy: one thing led to another and i decided to be the foster father to the infant
lainy: WOW
windy: yes
lainy: are you in love with her?
windy: is it safe for me to give you an answer? hahahaha
lainy: DUH
lainy: whats her name windy
windy: why you need to know her name?
lainy: look i am not going to track her down
windy: mae be mae be not
lainy: how do i call her? mrs windy? lol
windy: i just gave you a hint
lainy: you know i am so dumb. just tell me her name windy
windy: mae
lainy: there are 10 million mae’s in the Phils windy
windy: is that so. hahahahahahahahaha
windy: lainy i got to go now. cya soon.
windy: byeeeee
lainy: waittttt
lainy: windyyyyyyy
lainy: ?
lainy: ?
lainy: are you there windy
lainy: ?

I am not going to let it end just yet. You did a Houdini escape.