Post Author: Windy 
Over at 
Lainy’s FB, discussions about the recent paid blogging brouhaha, led to Lainy saying:
It will all boil down to one thing: Blogging has finally lost steam and we need to find another means of income other than blogging.
That is a sad thing for all die-hard Bloggers.
Well, not really sad because I am sure that the die-hard Bloggers would take a cue from what I replied to Lainy wherein I said and I quote:
Blogging is gradually losing its luster and yes, it will eventually be a thing of the past. Money is everywhere. It largely depends on the resourcefulness of the individual particularly in these lean times on how to acquire it. Lame followers will be left behind empty handed. It takes creativity and innovation to find ways to make some money – even through blogging. For example, I think that having fathered 3 sons makes me a good bet for procreating males. Hence, I could offer my endowment to want-a-male baby mothers to be for a negotiable fee. Call it surrogate father!!!
That I believe is creativity and innovation all at one go.
You would most certainly have just as good or even better ideas to make money through your Blog(s) and call it PayMe2Blog!!!
For those who just do not have any imagination, here are two Product ideas for you to develop to beat Paid Blogging.
Product Idea No. 1:
A brasserie that has a built in purse to keep your notes and coins and the key to your Chastity Belt (if you wear one).
Product Idea No. 2:
Panties for that time of the month. Panties have a double side adhesive teflon strip to keep the darned napkin from slipping at the worst possible moment.
K R I Z Z A
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Bwahahahahaha!!! Windy really never fails to give a good laugh to everyone.
Seriously, would you be affected by that “new thing” from Paid Blogging, Lainz? I hope not!
Have a great day anyway!
krizza´s last [type] ..Welcoming Change!
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Windy Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
@krizza,
Glad you had a good laugh while you’re still un-pregnant.
You can’t laugh like that if you are pregnant because it might cause a miscarriage or the baby might become a clown.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
@krizza,
Just a little bit, Krizz. All my blogs seats comfortably at Windy’s webhost and Windy pays an extra sum for the IP address so that NO other site on the server shares the same address.
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OMG Windy! You really do crack me up!
It’s a good thing you’ve made this announcement so as concerned parties can save up enough dime for the purpose. That is, if they want their sons to be the future President of the Republic of the Philippines, I am sure they won’t have any second thoughts in hiring your services as the surrogate father of their sons. That is a really good alternative for you then to augment your income, bwahahahaha!
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Windy Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 7:58 pm
@Lainybelle,
Yes, indeed and it cannot be FREE because I am doing all the “hard” work you know.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:08 pm
@Windy,
Bwahahahaha! Without a shadow of a doubt! Can you not enter into a compromise with your clients and request them to do half of the work? That way, you won’t render considerable effort and time. What do yah think?
Would you be kind enough to offer a discount?
Geez!
I’ve never ever thought that you’ll get so desperate to be a surrogate father just to have additional means of income. Are you really that desperate for $$$? I don’t believe you, hahaha!
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Windy Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:31 pm
@Lainybelle,
I say man, as they always say, the female partner just lays on her back and fantasizes unimaginable things. So much so that even her legs are not spread and I would have to use my car jack to spread them apart.
That is just the start of the “hard” work.
Then you know how the female just minutes after what seems ions for her, she asks insultingly, “Are you done?”
Well, now that I am unemployed Senior Citizen, I am blessed that I am still organically fit and could possibly be a productive Citizen.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:38 pm
@Windy,
Hahahahaha! You’re the naughtiest man on earth!
That female partner you’re talking about must be frigid, LOL! But I’ve read somewhere that it also depends on the guy- foreplay and etc. to fire up the woman’s libido.
What do you say to that?
Of course! I am sure you’re one productive senior citizen.You be ready as I am damn sure you’ll get quite a handful of clients in no time. Be prepared for action, baby!
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Windy Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:47 pm
@Lainybelle,
Haiyooo! females pretend to be frigid so that it will make their male partner go more than a mile while hard at work on their so-called frigid body.
Then when the female senses that their male partner’s hormones is waning, they fake an orgasm to resurrect him, I meant resurrect it.
Worst of all, when the poor macho has spent his last ounce and lays on his side to get his “little sleep”, the female frets that she needs MORE.
And back it is once more to the car jack…..
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:56 pm
@Windy,
Hahaha! Now take it from the expert
I can’t relate, LOL!
Must be a very “tiring” bout for you with a woman of that nature.
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Windy Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 9:01 pm
@Lainybelle,
It is tiring with any woman, period.
That is why the so called sex researchers claim that for the man, the amount of energy exuded during the engagement amounts to the same energy that an Olympian uses while running the Marathon!
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 4:55 am
@Windy,
Hahahahaha! What a very biased statement from a male specie!
Huh!??? I thought it takes two to tango. Not only are the guys having a bed marathon but their partners as well. Remember that they are co-equal in the field, errr, I meant in bed, LOL!
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 5:53 am
@Lainybelle,
Haiyooooo tis foolish for me to be wise where ignorance is bliss.
Firstly wasn’t it you who first used that biased adjective when you posed the statement to me?
“Must be a very “tiring” bout for you with a woman of that nature.”
And it is not a Tango. It is a Mango – the poor man beating his brains and body with wild humping hubba hubba.
For the woman, it is like playing BEDminton. Just having fun, returning his shuttleCOCK like how you used to play, smiling for photo takes and showing the best part of your sexy thighs in tight short shorts.
And the man and woman are never co-equal as you think so. Which woman will give in sheepishly to the man to cuntrol her? She behaves demurely and most often ignorant as a pretense but she wants to be in command all the time. Which explains, why she is emboldened to ask insultingly, “Are you done?”
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 7:17 am
@Windy,
Here we are again. We are a crazy bunch of fellas arguing over bedminton, LOL!
I can just imagine if I happen to be one of your clients, hahahaha! Arguments won’t end and no bedminton and shuttlecock to return. Geez!Now that you’ve mentioned it, I miss playing that.
Lainybelle Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:42 pm
@Windy,
Does that mean you won’t even offer a discount?
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Windy Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:50 pm
@Lainybelle,
Goodness me! Terms: NEGOTIABLE.
DISCOUNT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE COMMERCIAL SEX BEING TRADED.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 19th, 2012 at 8:52 pm
@Windy,
Oh! I stand corrected. It’s good to know that it’s negotiable then, hehehe!
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This is bringing entertainment value to a post! Too funkin’ funny! No surprise that it’s from Windy!
Now if you brought a commercial to advertise these products, you would be the most over personality….EVER!
I’m just going around FUNKING things up in cities across the U.S. these days to make money. My company does PayMe2Funk things up anyway, so why not?
Have a good one Windy!
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 11:45 am
@David Funk,
Hi David Funk,
Long time we no see ya? Glad to receive your Comment.
Sounds like a swell Company you work at. They pay you to funk around. LOL!
Probably that’s the kind of synergy required to turn the U.S. Economy around.
Have a splendid funking day there!
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product idea #1 sounds brilliant! not that i wear a chastity belt or anything, but you know since you’ve mentioned that, instead of brassiere, how about a brief or boxers instead with built in pocket for latex or chastity belt ?! how’s that for product idea #3? lol.
KM´s last [type] ..SPARES AND STRIKES
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 11:51 am
@KM,
YO! KM,
It’s better done with the brassierie because the minute a would-be robber touches that part of a woman’s anatomy, she can scream, “RAPE! RAPE!”. And the assailant would be behind bars for a double felony – attempted robbery AND MOLESTATION.
But it does not preclude having the purse placed inside a brief or boxer for the incorrigible Italians who love pinching bottoms (pun intended). LOL!
GO KM GO! market Product Idea No. 3
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 12:56 pm
@Windy,
Hahahaha! I didn’t know Italians love pinching bottoms, LOL! You are so naughty, Windy!
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 1:11 pm
@Lainybelle,
What would be expected when all that pasta turns the Italian women’s bottoms as round as their Pizzas!!!
Then they wiggle-wiggle-wiggle their bottom protoplasm and the Italian men make it a national past time to make their statement: WHAT YOU SEE ROUND IS WHAT YOU GET PINCHED!!!
BUT there is another theory about the bottom pinch. Its too pornographic to explain here. Hahaha
Windy´s last [type] ..Rise If Possible
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
@Windy,
Hahahaha! Holy cow! I have yet to see a butt as big as Italian pizza, LOL!
I am curious about the theory of the bottom pinch. Please satisfy my curiosity by publishing it in another post. WAITING…
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
@Lainybelle,
No, no. The man delightfully yells, “HolEy Macaroni!”, puts his hand up her skirt and pinches, then turns his head in the other direction and points the guilty fingers to the horizon with impassioned innocence.
Then the female victim yells, “Holy Virgin Maria!” turns around and slaps the wrong man standing nearest to her.
And her mother comes out of the house wielding a pastry roller and yells, “You INSECT! I will make Lasagne out of you for tonight”.
Windy´s last [type] ..Rise If Possible
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
@Windy,
Hahahhahahaha! I amROTFLMAO here!
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 2:38 pm
@Lainybelle,
Ooo oo ! you were not LMAOSMBITA (Laughing My Ass Off Shaking My Boobs In The Air)?
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 2:48 pm
@Windy,
Hahahahaha! I am! I am! You are simply the naughtiest, Windy!!!!!!!! Geez! Stop me from laughing, LOL!
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:02 pm
@Lainybelle,
There you go!
boing! boing! shake! shake! boing! boing!
It’s more fun than getting your butt pinched.
That’s the reason why your Dance Troupe scored the highest points. The Judges eyes were glued to the swaying Mangoes and Papayas.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:07 pm
@Windy,
You horrible man! LOL!
FYI, the judges were fair and square in judging the competition. They weren’t biased at all. As you’ve seen, we weren’t even dressed seductively. Just a plain shirt and shorts. No mango or papaya showing, duh!
@ Lainy.
Yeah, make a note of it and contact your Department of Tourism to include the Fruit Shake Shake Dance for all new tourists arrivals at all ports of Entry in the Philippines.
There you go. Another way to make money for you and your Dance Troupe.
Only thing, you and your Dance partners will need a tranquillizer at the end of each day or forever shake.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:22 pm
@Windy,
What a very brilliant idea again! But no!!! Over my dead sexy body! LOL! I’ll let the others do the dancing but I will never dance again, ever!
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
@Lainybelle,
Poser: A dead sexy body?
Answer: Macabre
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 4:05 pm
@Windy,
Hahaha! Of course, what can you expect of a sexy body when it’s dead! Macabre indeed!
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@ Lainy
You said: “As you’ve seen, we weren’t even dressed seductively. Just a plain shirt and shorts.”
I say: But of course. That’s the way to enhance nature’s assets. No frills to distract the Judges. Just Mother Nature’s Wholesome Goodness like the girl next door attire. Hulala!
You said: “No mango or papaya showing, duh!”
I say: It’s all in the eyes of the beholders (Judges). If the Dancers could see the fruits shaking and swaying, methinks you would all be dressed in Indian Sarees from head to toe, and exhibit only the belly button. LOL
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:33 pm
@Windy,
FYI again, one judge was a female, one was a gay and the last judge was a real man. Don’t tell me, only the last judge gave us the highest score. Duh!
I would have loved it if you’re one of the honorable panel of judges. I am curious as to how you’re going to rate us, hahaha!
It’s not very obvious that you do love to tease me, hehehe!
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:36 pm
@Lainybelle,
Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Crooked, Obsessed, Fetish, whatever….
THEY ALL NEED AND APPRECIATE FRUITS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:39 pm
@Windy,
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Windy Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:46 pm
@Lainybelle,
You are not the only one. HAHAHAHAHA
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 20th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
@Windy,
LOL!
You’re incorrigible! I am itching to pinch your bum!
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