Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly Sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
Brown’s Law:
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.
Oliver’s Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson ‘s Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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Wow so many laws i wonder who enforces them hahahaha. Have a great weekend my dear friend
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Lainybelle Reply:
May 28th, 2011 at 6:51 pm
@Bill,
So many indeed!
Hahaha! I haven’t wondered about that till you asked, Bill. LOL!
May you have a grand weekend too, My Friend!
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I came across with this before. Reading it again still tickles me! Ha ha ha! Those laws make a lot of sense. That is why they are called laws. LOL
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Oh so true, all these laws that govern our lives! The saddest one is “As long as you’re physically able to do anything you want, you don’t have the time ’cause you’re working. As soon as you’ve got the time because you retired, you fall sick or die or are simply too old.” And, in the same fashion, “It will be sunny from Monday to Friday because you’re in the office. It will rain on Saturday and Sunday because you’re not.”
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Excellent. Thank you for the collection of thoughts that were worthy pondering deeper and returned back the smile – filled me with the gratitude for the ability to see and understand.
Best wishes from Art of Butterfly in Plaster
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Good work! Thanks for this kind of topical stuff as I have been able to find here. I agree with much of what’s written right here and I’ll be coming back to this website again.
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There’s only one Looney name that comes to my mind who could have thought of such Dumb laws.
But then again, I wouldn’t even give him credence for such dumb looneyness.
He must have been the only looney human to have experienced such dumb circumstances to have created these laws.
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funny but interesting quotes.
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Hello Lainy!
Because I love coffee, I say, that Law of Coffee is my fave although I really do not like it getting cold.
Hope all is well. Hugs!
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nice info…very helpful!
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this is funny, yet so true. thanks for sharing, lainy !
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