Blog Owner and Post Author: Lainy 
In one of the commentary discourse with Windy, he was alluding that my dance troupe in the 
Group Dance Competition scored the highest points because the Judges’ eyes were glued to the swaying Mangoes and Papayas. I told him that he was such a horrible man for thinking so, LOL! I further said that the judges were fair and square in judging the competition. They weren’t biased at all. As you’ve seen, we weren’t even dressed seductively. Just a plain shirt and shorts. No mango or papaya showing, duh!
Windy didn’t stopped from teasing me there. We then had these thread:
Windy is certainly happy teasing me, LOL!
My retort. I do fight back!
Here comes the funny part.
The naughty haughty Windy
It led me to saying this:
I had this itch! LOL!
But lo and behold!
Windy can’t be stopped from horrifying me, hahaha! When I woke up today, he left a comment assessing each and every group who participated in the competition.
Group 1
Group 1 danced to “Down Under” by Men At Work
“Do you come from a land Down Under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run you better take cover”
Group 2
Group 2 danced to “I Believe I Can Fly” by R Kelly
“I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away”
Group 3
Group 3 danced to “Shake Your Booty” by KC and the Sunshine Band
“Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty.”
Group 4
Group 4 danced to “Fly Robin Fly” by Silver Convention
“Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Up, up to the sky”
Group 5
Group 5 danced to “U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer
“Yeah, you can’t touch this
I told you, you can’t touch this
Too hype, can’t touch this
Get way outta here, you can’t touch this”
I wonder to which group he’s going to give the highest score had he been one of the honorable judges 
K M
First commenter for this post…
General Santos Time
so wait, lainy, can i assume now that your group did win the dance contest?! i have been wanting to know that ever since you blogged about this, and i’m not sure if i just missed it or what but somehow i couldn’t get a straight yes or no. LOL.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 22nd, 2012 at 12:58 pm
@KM,
LOL! I shall be answering your queries in my next few posts, KM. Hahaha! Windy only implied we had the highest scores coz I shared to him the video during practice. But he said that we weren’t dancing but doing calisthenics, hahahaha!
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Didin’t know that Windy is much into fruits! Bwahahahaha!! Talking about those mangoes and papayas really drives me nuts!
At least, he is living a “healthy lifestyle”…….keber!
Going for my flight tomorrow midnight Lainz!
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 22nd, 2012 at 12:59 pm
@KRIZZA,
Ohhh! I am sure Windy is into fruits especially mango and papaya, LOL!
Uy! Ang bilis naman pala Krizz no? You have a safe trip back home.
Hugs!
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@ Lainy,
Ooooooo I wouldn’t shoo the temptation of touching the forbidden fruits!
And had I been a Judge at that fete, I am sure Group 5 would have been only too happy if I left my chair, walked up to the dancers and wickedly shown them my Score by defying that “I CAN TOUCH THIS, THAT AND THOSE”.
Interactive Fine Arts takes away the tedium of being a dumb Judge.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:07 pm
@Windy,
Hahahaha! There you go again! The naughtiness behind the innocent words, LOL!
Gosh! Group 5???? That’s my group!!! Hahaha! We didn’t have any mango or papaya as props!
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Windy Reply:
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:17 pm
@Lainybelle,
You said: “The naughtiness behind the innocent words.”
I say: I know not of gutter talk and its expression thereof. I am not crass but elevate and refine gutter talk to that of suggestive innuendo for those who have the literary ability to appreciate the limitless opportunities it offers beginning with touching fruits.
You said: “We didn’t have any mango or papaya as props.”
I say: You’ve just inadvertently revealed that Group 5 Dancers were bra-less!!!
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:27 pm
@Windy,
Hahahaha! Now I get another reprimand, LOL! I say naughtiness lovingly, and not the other way, OK? Smile!
You are the most brilliant blogger I know and I have yet to meet one who can measure up to your ability to express things with such innuendo.
I wore bra that night! Duh! Hahaha!
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Windy Reply:
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:35 pm
@Lainybelle,
You said: “I wore bra that night! Duh! Hahaha!”
I say: Typical female defence line. Just like the censored part in the Book of Genesis, after Eve gave the apple to Adam who then ate it.
And then they had knowledge of body nakedness.
Eve then defensively purred to Adam: How?
and Adam innocently retorted: Where?
And with those innocent words, NAUGHTINESS plagued mankind.
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Lainybelle Reply:
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:43 pm
@Windy,
I am not being defensive. I am no dancer but thanks just the same if you gave us the highest score had you been one of the judges
I didn’t know there was a censored part in the Book of Genesis. Your naughtiness is different
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Nalingaw ko, Laine. Me and my girlfriends sometimes talk about silly and naughty stuff too. Maski sa FB wall.
Thank you for the visit and the greetings. Have a great week! Mwahugs!
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