Blog Owner and Post Author: Lainy 
Now here’s what I’ve been waiting for. I have been wanting to hear Windy’s elaboration on why Balut is the cause for unwanted pregnancies.
I got this from the commentary section of the article 
Bad News for All Balut Eaters:
Lainy,
Before I start my dissertation about the foul Balut which is inscrutably elevated as a gourmet item by die-hard Baluters (baluter = a person who eats Balut), let me first bring to your attention the axiom of Cause and Effect.
Do I have to explain what Cause and Effect means? A simple example then; “No poke, no fun. No f*#!, no son”.
Now, hoping that Cause and Effect is understood, I shall expound Why Balut is the cause for UNWANTED PREGNANCIES.
Unwanted Pregnancy (Photo grabbed)
For the Nature Loving Baluters
After having had a terrific meal, what do you think the diners would talk about? Yeah, the mouth watering meal that they just had and would love to have another go at it.
So too, when nature loving Baluters finish eating their Balut, they would talk about the innocent, virginal aborted embryo that they just ate.
It would summon images to their minds, other like embryos and start their hormones to “knock” at their “gates”.
They just abetted committing an act of “cannibalism” on an aborted embryo. Their stomach insides begin to curl and they think, “Oh! what a cruel thing we’ve done.”
Now, the repentant nature loving Baluters feel that the only way to appease their pained conscience is to have an embryo of their own and not abort it. And this would absolve them of the heinous “cannibalistic” act.
For the rebellious Baluters.
Like their nature loving Baluters, the rebellious Baluters after eating their Balut have their own reaction and reason but contary these are impassive with their conscience.
The rebellious Baluter looks at the lame, luckless, aborted embryo and thinks “What the heck! its so simple. There is always a way to get around the problem if my girl gets pregnant”. And for her, she would find a similar, “So what? Balut can, I can too!”
Yeah, the solution is to have the starry, wet eyed girl “BALUTED”!
For both Baluters, the nature loving and the rebellious, the rule of association (besides other factors which will be expounded after this passage) has a psychological influence on the totally unsuspecting Baluter.
The evil that lives on.
The Balut was probably the brainchild of a grossly sexually dissatisfied man or woman and who also had a huge insatiable sexual appetite.
Balut embryo (Photo grabbed)
(S)He knew that the Balut is the cheapest and an equally effective sex stimulant. It being full of protein, the Balut would be a potent Sex Potion and it would nationalize balut-orgasms for those who become addicted to eating it.
Who in the Philippines is bothered by the pong from the Balut? At the height of their romansa, other dizzy strains of bodily romansa scents would outdo and outlast the Balut pong.
What about facing the girl’s bewildered parents?
Oh easy! BLAME IT ON THE BALUT. Her parents went through the same Balut route too and they would understand.
Did you consider?
I have not come across any scientific or laboratory tests conducted and reported on the Balut that prove its benefits.
Any form of growth produces its own toxins. An embryo gelled from incubation and then boiled to make it edible does not ensure that such toxins from the embryo is neutralized.
There is no assurance that the duck eggs are incubated by methods that are acceptable and safe for consumption. Is there any certification that the Balut eggs are produced through a process that is perfectly safe for repeated human consumption?
And now, if you do not accept all this load of bullsh*t that I write, it explains why you are a DIE HARD BALUTER!
A L G E N E
First commenter for this post…
General Santos Time
This post gets a thumbs up for me! I don’t think I would be able to discuss this kind of thing on my blog. Grabe, thanks for sharing this ate Lainy. Ganun pala yun? Ngayon ko lang alam. HAHAHA.
Good thing I’m not a balut eater. Thanks sa trivia na to!
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Lainybelle Reply:
November 23rd, 2011 at 10:49 pm
@Algene,
Same here, Algene! No one does it better than Windy
I’m one hell of a balut-eater, LOL! I am not sure though if I’ve got to thank my hypertension coz since I had it, it’s very rare that I get tempted to eat nor crave for balut
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oh my gosh, this is so funny! LOL. title pa lang, i already know this is going to be one helluva cause and effect discussion. and hindi nga ako nagkamali. haha! galing ng analysis. bilib talaga ako kay windy. hehe!
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Lainybelle Reply:
November 24th, 2011 at 5:40 am
@KM,
Bwahahahahahaha!
I told yeah! LOL! Windy can very well expound on issues with depth and yeah, with humor as well, hahaha!
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Oh well…Windy was successful in coming up with a brilliant analysis on this topic. He was able to attack it both intelligently and with a touch of humor. But from my own personal opinion, most people that I’ve seen eating balut never go to the extent of discussing about what is inside the “balut” per se. Here in Cambodia and in Vietnam, eating balut is a common thing…as in very common. You can see people on side streets eating balut everyday while seated on portable tables and chairs, happily engaged in a conversation of various topics but never about the “balut” itself. I think “balut” is traditionally known as “energy booster” that’s why it’s often associated with “sex thing” but considering that Cambodia has a very very small population, “balut” being the cause of unwanted pregnancies has yet to be proven. I am not a die hard “balut eater” though. Only eat once in a while, as in very rare. At any rate, this is just my own “opinion”.
(lol). Have a great day Lainz!
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Lainybelle Reply:
November 24th, 2011 at 7:01 pm
@KRIZZA,
Thanks for sharing your opinion, Krizz.
Just don’t take Windy literally. This is purely farcical tongue in cheek essay
Writing prowess at its best! 
I hope you had a great day today too. I haven’t had a good one. Been sick now for 3 days
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Fortunately, I am NOT a Balut-eater. I kept saying YUCK and EWWW as I watch the photos of that poor embryo nga gi-ayo ayo jud intawon ug abort. Hahaha. It’s been a struggle getting pregnant this time nga nakahuna-huna ko, if this could be a good source of stuff to be that potent, I should try it. Hahaha. Pero bisan unsaon ug huna-huna, ewwww jud kaayo. Maybe if I’ll eat some and I’ll get pregnant, I’ll be one of those in Windy’s statistics who ate balut and experience “WANTED Pregnancy”, not the otherwise. Nyahaha!
Naningkamot jud ko comment diri bisan sa ka-busy. Samoka jud aning baluta ni! LOL
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Lainybelle Reply:
November 24th, 2011 at 7:11 pm
@Rcel,
Good for yah, Sis. It’s no good for our hypertension
I still can remember my father when I was just about 5 or 6 buying me some baluts. It tastes so yucky at first but I learned to love it in the end, LOL!
Why not try the potent effect of balut, Sis? Nyahahahaha! Who knows? Balut might be the answer to the second baby that you’ve been wanting to have
I feel so honored Sis to have you here despite your busy sched.
Hugs!
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Hi Lainz, how are you? I just drop by here to greet you a one fine day! I was not able to blog hop last night due to some problems at home. I talked to both my kids via YM. I checked on my daughter’s condition. She’s been in and out of the hospital lately. Thus, I am feeling a bit unhappy. But, I hope she’ll get better soon.
Take Care!
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Lainybelle Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:14 am
@KRIZZA,
Hello Krizz! I am coping well. Thank you.
That’s Ok, Krizz. Your children are your first priority. It’s OK if you can’t swing by here as frequently as you can. I will understand.
I am glad your daughter is fine now.
You take care too, Krizz.
Hugs!
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hi lainy, just a question whos windy? and youre not the only one writing these posts? =) kawawa nman lowly balut hehe
anyway, asking your approval to put your link in my blog
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hi sis… sa wakas nakadalaw din ako… Ang hirap kasi ng signal dito sa bahay ng sister ko sa cagayan buti na lang wifi na….
Parang napaka deep naman ng explanation sa balut na yan… Ang madalas kumakain ng balut mga common tao lang at madalas mga nakainom pa…. Hahahaha… Hindi na din siguro nila iniintindi masyado ang cause and effect ng balut…Hahahaha…
I don’t eat balut much but if given an opportunity, hinding hindi ako tatanggi…I miss you sis. I hope you get well very very soon… Mwaah!
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Kristina Jane was born two months ago. I can definitely say that balut was not the cause!
Conceived when I lived in Cebu, I can say that the most likely suspects were frequent brownouts, cold winter nights, cold baths, and the smell of cream silk conditioner in my partner’s hair.
As for enhancement of libido and performance, I find oatmeal for breakfast with bananas a lot more effective, less crunchy than balut, and not needing a lot of salty sauce to make it go down that increases blood pressure in my head (my big, not little head).
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Thanks to the feeds I can visit your posts that gets my attention.
Personally I can eat a balut or two but with light. Because of it’s grossness I have to throw out the undeveloped embryo and I will eat the yellow one around it.
Thinking of it as natural sex stimulant I will really say I’d disagree. I can’t even kiss a guy who eats balut how much more having sex with a guy who just gobbled up a basket of balut. Yikesssss oh no! Unless the guy has to brush his teeth for the whole hour or two and then he can kiss me torridly the next day. It’s just so gross to think about it.
In short, for me, a balut, is a turn off!
Nice topic, Sis!
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I’ve never had a balut, do they taste better than chickens lol
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