(Photo taken just before the tiger show.)
Tiger: OH NO! not some more porn. I’m rehabilitated now.
Tiger: You know what? I’m going to have a relapse if this porn circus doesn’t end.
Tiger’s Legal Advisor: Oh! In that respect, you should extend my legal services indefinitely. But back to the porn star, what was she dreaming about?
Tiger: Don’t know. Will she sue me if I refuse to apologize to her?
Tiger’s Legal Advisor: She could. It all depends…
Tiger: (interrupts) Mama dear said, she’s the one who should apologize to Elin.
Tiger’s Legal Advisor: Your momma’s sure right about that. Besides you already paid her and that I take it, that included your payment as an apology for mauling her. You DID pay her didn’t yuh?
Tiger: (Looks at his finger nails)… Sure, of course I did. More than I pay you!!!
Tiger’s Legal Advisor: I think she now means she wants a Tip.
Tiger: But I already gave her my tip.
Tiger’s Legal Advisor: BWAAHAHA! You haven’t lost it all, my man. Maybe she forgot she took your tip. I’ll send her a letter and ask her to check out her facts.
Porn Star: (After receiving the advisory’s letter) Uses her hand-held mirror, checks her bank vault. Screams! OMG! THERE IS NO TIP IN THERE!!! I WILL DEFINITELY MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE. HE LIED TO ME.
And she replies to the letter, screaming the same allegation.
TIGER: Answers… HUnNeY DeAr, I LEFT FLUID CASH IN THERE FOR YOU. GO DO SOME MORE SHOPPING.
footnote:
No photo taken after the tiger show. Too gory.
M A R I U C A
General Santos Time
Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:47 am
LOL hey Lainy! I watched Tiger’s apology on TV…and I still feel bad for the wife..! Angry with Tiger still he he…
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Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:51 am
Hey GP! Any girl in Elin’s position will feel sympathy towards her. However, Tiger is no Saint. He was man enough to admit he was at fault. We don’t own their lives. What Tiger does with it is actually none of our business.
Thanks for dropping off a comment GP and for letting me know you’re mad at Tiger, hehehe!
YO! Lainybelle,
How are you doing? It has been a mighty long time since I stopped blogging. I do occasionally visit Blogs but I have not been re-inspired to return to blogging.
I read your recent Articles here. I am speechless. What do I say? What can I say? You certainly have outdone yourself. Is this the same Lainybelle that I once knew? Not that the “new” Lainybelle is not better than the previous. She has grown by leaps and bounds with her literary skills.
You have distinctly changed your style of writing and presentation. I find this new style more down-to-earth and grabbing. That is a lot of musings indeed.
Now and then, I do receive emails from a few of my blog pals. They wish to know how I am, etc., etc.,
Just before I stopped blogging, my wife suffered a near stroke. Not long after that my youngest son had an appendectomy. In the midst of these events, relationship became strained between my two eldest sons. Hence, it has been a rather stressful time for me.
I devote much of my time to humanitarian work after I stopped blogging. Just the little that I can share to help other less fortunates believe that hope and love still exists despite their misery.
I met a widow and her three children living in the open. I made a spontaneous decision to build for them a very small house. With whatever savings that I could afford it paid for the walls to be built. The works-in-progress is now the roof. The roof job would not have been possible without a heart of gold Blogger who helped me with some money.
After the roof job is completed, there is the cement floor and the wall plaster that needs to be done. Right now, I do not have the money to buy the materials for the floor and the walls. Do I laugh or cry now? I have to believe that “who dares, wins” and that miracles do happen.
Hey! Lainybelle, since I do not have a Blog, would you consider publishing an appeal Post here to other Bloggers; to help this old man with some of their Southern Cumfort, may I borrow your term, money to help him to complete the house?
However, back to what brought me to Comment here. Your writing is no longer prosaic. There is a lot of witty innuendoes and earthiness that I have never seen before at your Blog. This characteristic adds both fun and a unique flavour to Lainy’s Musings.
God Bless you Always
Scotty's Princess Reply:
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Oh my! I almost fell from my seat!
Is that really you, Windy? You just don’t know how much I’ve missed you!
I am sorry to hear about what you have to go through in your family. It must really have been tough to go through such ordeal especially when it concerns your family.
That’s the Windy that I’ve known from before- philanthropic and ever helpful.
Of course! It would be my pleasure to do just that, Windy. In no time, I can publish an Appeal Post to have that house completed soon. I hope and pray that people with benevolent hearts could positively respond on this.
Thank you for all the compliments. You’re one of the best people I look up to in the blogosphere and it just tore me to pieces when you decided to delete your blog. I hope one day, you’ll be re-inspired to once more blog again. I am truly looking forward for that day!
Thanks for always coming by to see what I’ve got, Windy. You just made me very happy!
